Τρίτη, 28 Δεκεμβρίου 2010

Why I fired my secretary



Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway.

I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say 'Happy Birthday' and would probably have a present for me.

She didn't even say 'Good Morning', let alone any 'Happy Birthday'.

I thought, 'Well, that's wives for you. Maybe the children will remember'.

The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.

When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, 'Good morning boss, Happy Birthday'. So I felt a little better; someone had remembered.

I worked until noon. Then Janet knocked on my door and said, 'You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me'.

I said, 'By far, that's the best thing I've heard all day. Let's go'. We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out into the country to a little private place.

We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, 'You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?'

I said, 'No, I guess not'. She said, 'Let's go to my apartment'.

After arriving at her apartment she said, 'Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable'.

'Sure', I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends.

All were singing 'Happy Birthday' and there on the couch I sat...naked.

8 σχόλια:

  1. Invictus κάμνεις αταξίες;;;;;

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  2. eee tze meta tze meta?? pfff....panta afineis ta kalitera piso!!!:P

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  3. @nekat0meni
    Μετά την απόλυση;
    Ε μετά επήεν τζαι εγράφτηκε για ανεργειακό. Είshεν πολλύν ουράν, εκαρτέραν 45 λεπτά νάρτει η σειρά της, έχασε τζαι το λεωφορείο της επιστροφής.

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  4. χαχαχαχαχα
    ου μάνα μου τον φτωχό...

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  5. Έτσι...για να δείτε πόσο αφελείς είστε εσείς οι άντρες :D

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  6. @chris
    Φτωχός ξι-φτωχός, έκαμεν τα shιόνιν!

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  7. @Pasxalina
    Εμμα χάτε...ήντα μας έδωκες 2 κκελλάες ρε Θεέ; Εν το έξερες ότι ήταν να σαντανωννούμαστεν;

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