Δευτέρα, 28 Μαρτίου 2011

Μιξ (με ταshήν)

A dyslectic man walked into a bra.

A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, "Is the bar tender here?"

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. Their kids were nothing to look at either.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

A dwarf, who was a mystic, escaped from jail. The call went out that there was a small medium at large.

He couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to him.

He wondered why the boomerang kept getting bigger. Then it hit him.

He said she was average because he was mean.

Pencils could be made with erasers on both ends, but that would be pointless.

12 σχόλια:

  1. egw rofl me to prwto je lol me ton nano je to 2o boomerang HAHAHAHAHA

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  2. ευτυχως σκαμπαζω λίγα εγγλεζικα αλλιώς θα ημουν lost in translation

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  3. she
    xaxaxa...efirtika me ton nano...dwarf medium at large

    ps = thelo to palio design piso
    thanks

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  4. Oι ρε ίντα ντιζαιν α! Ενόμισα εμπήκα σε κανένα σαιτ αντι σε μπλογκ! Ατε καλορίζικο τζαι με γεια! Όι εν εθκιαβασα το ανεκδοτο βαρκουμαι! Εμπηκα απλά να πω με γεια!

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  5. @Leni
    Ε ήντα, να πίννει μόνος του; :D

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  6. @she demon
    Θέλε το! Τζι εγώ θέλω πολλά πράματα χαχαχα

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  7. @Blog Skepseon
    Μα τζαι τα μπλόγκς πάλε "σάϊτς" ένι. Ξέρω ξέρω, όταν λαλείς "σάϊτ" εννοείς ιστοσελίδα με δική της διεύθυνση. Ναι αλλά τζαι το www.elanadeis.com που θεωρείται "σάϊτ", στην πραγματικότητα (technically speaking) εν μπλόγκ! :)

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