Δευτέρα, 9 Μαΐου 2011

Truths (for mature humans)

  1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die
  2. Nothing sucks more than the moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong
  3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger
  4. There is great need for a sarcasm font
  5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
  6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
  7. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died
  8. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired
  9. Bad decisions make good stories
  10. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day
  11. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again
  12. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to
  13. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever
  14. I hate it when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!!!!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
  15. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste!
  16. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call
  17. I think the freezer deserves a light as well
  18. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option
  19. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text
  20. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger
  21. How many time is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
  22. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber and dumber every year?
  23. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you're going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far
  24. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding there mobile phone and pinning the tail on the donkey; but I'd bet my ass everyone can find and push the snooze button from 1 meter away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

13 σχόλια:

  1. Πολλά ωραίο και πολλά σωστό!

    3. ναι I wish we could nap after we started working

    5. έχει τρόπο..βάλεις την μια γωνιά μες την άλλη!

    10. εμένα σήμερα εν ούλλη μέρα..can't do anything!

    15. ναι εννοείται οτι πάντα θα δώκεις πάνω στον/στην πρώην άμαν είσαι με τις φόρμες,αχτένιστος και χάλια!

    19. κάμνω το και εγώ τούτο..ελπίζω ναν κόκκινο το φώς για να δώ τα msgs μου!

    24. Εννοείται! it's a reflex action!!

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  2. 1 συμφωνώ απόλυτα

    14 νευριάζω τζι εγώ πολλά, σαλαβατώ "μα έπιασες με τηλέφωνο τζαι μόλις έκλεισες έσυρες το τηλέφωνο πόξω που το παράθυρο τζι εξαφανίστηκες?"

    τζαι το 16 επίσης

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  3. το τελευταίο....σήμερα επατούσα το σνουζ επί 55 λεπτά... εν ο πιο ωραίος ύπνος τούτος των "5 λεπτά ακόμα¨"

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  4. Αυτό το σχόλιο αφαιρέθηκε από τον συντάκτη.

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  5. Η λίστα εν endless αν κάτσεις να τα απαριθμήσεις ούλλα. Τούτα εν τα πιο βασικά :Ρ

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  6. 1. Πρέπει ο φίλος να ξέρει το password σου.

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  7. @mana: haha. elysa. ela na sou pw yio8etas me. ena eimai fronimos. emegalwsa pkion. efhveies, spoudes klp pospaste3 en esheis na anhshxyseis tpt.

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  8. @Mana
    Ε τί best friend είναι άμα δεν μπορείς να του εμπιστευτείς ένα τόσο δα passwordάκι;

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  9. This actually made my day! Hilarious! And oh-so-true!

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  10. Touto me to save sta documents pathenw to kai egw. Especially twra pou grafw grafw kai den teliwnei to evloimeno, kai allazw potzi kai poda...miloume louzime krios idrwtas kathe fora pou kanw save!!!

    Touto me to missed call sto kinito einai SPASTIKO. Re koumpare an den mporeis na mou miliseis ti mou tilefwnas in the first place???

    Mporoume na dwsoume mathimata gia to diploma ton fitted sheets.

    M

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  11. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
    polla kalon

    the winner is 17!!! lol

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