Δευτέρα, 22 Ιουλίου 2013

Σαν τα πετροκκέραζα εν έshει μεν ακούεις...




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  1. εγώ προτιμώ τα βύσσινα!! Όι όμως ούτε σε σπρέι ούτε σε σωληνάριον :))

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    1. Εκόντεψεν η εποχή που εννα τρώμεν τα αγγούρκα σε υπόθετα :)

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  2. δηλαδή πιτάς του τζιαί στουππώνει αν εκατάλαβα καλα;;;;;

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  3. Εν όπως τα μωρομάντηλα που σου φέρνουν πίσω την "αγνότητα" σου!

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    1. Ντάξει, άμαν σκεφτείς ότι πουλούσιν έλικες μες το κουτί που τους φοράς, περπατάς και πετάς...

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  4. God only knows why I know this... Alum causes the skin to tighten and used to be used by prostitutes to make their mouths and vaginas tighter. My guess is that is what is in the can; it was big in the 1950s. That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard! -- I know... I learned that about 3 months ago in an incredible random encounter and as soon as I clicked the link I thought … son of a bitch... I am going to actually use that information. Life is wacky-cake sometimes. Just Google for "prostitutes use alum".

    A little spray makes the popped Cherry go away... “Bordello Strength”. It's a good joke gift for Aunt Meropi from Chicago. In the 50s my uncle (I was told) used to have a can of bullshit repellent.

    Anyway, now I am serious:

    There are products that increase blood flow and cause the vagina to become tighter, but I don't think I've ever seen it in a spray can (*).

    They sell creams (**) at the porn shops with alum in them. They work quite well for a temporary tightening. Straight alum in the vagina is not a good idea. Be careful using these products … you won't end well.

    (*) INSTANT VIRGINITY RESTORER (U.S. FURNITURE SPRAY, was DEAD Circa: 1985) … In your photo … notice the dust on the rim . . . poor Aunt Meropi!!!

    Also have a look at the back of the can (we don’t see in your furnished photo)

    Goods and Services:
    NOVELTY ITEMS, NAMELY DISPENSERS OF SCENTED MATERIALS
    Primary Class: Furniture, mirrors, picture frames; goods (not included in other classes) of wood, cork...

    (**) a cream is sold that claims to tighten the muscles of the vagina, making a woman seem "tighter", therefore, more "virgin-like"?

    For More:
    http://www.instantvirginspray.com/ or try ... HOW TO BECOME A VIRGIN AGAIN (http://www.hymenshop.com/)

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